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Scholars far and wide are celebrating the discovery of a newly found Shakespeare play entitled Double Falsehood... Simultaneously, high school students around the world are saying, "shit-- are you kidding me?" Then faking sick.

SPOILER ALERT: David Carnegie, a theater professor reported, "Basically it is a double love story. Two young couples and things go very badly wrong when a prince betrays his closest male friend and steals his mistress as well as betraying his own mistress. Basically everybody goes up into the mountains and goes mad or utterly distraught from love and finally things reach a romantic ending at the finish."

... Then Shakespeare was forced to appear before the Honor Council and was put on Academic Probation for plagiarizing Gossip Girl Season 1. He was last heard muttering, "fuck you, TurnItIn.com." Experts think he should have been expelled, but his Uncle Morie donated the on-campus Hillel House.

Read the real story at the Guardian