And the Oscar Goes to...

...Hugh Jackman for the most bizarre hosting of the Academy Awards EVER.  WTF!?!  I know they were trying to snaz it up this year for ratings, but that was just weird.  They better have paid him tha big bucks because I'm pretty sure I can never take him seriously as Wolverine again.

Heath Ledger... duh

Wall-E... duh

Slumdog... duh

Kate Winslet... pretty much duh

Sean Penn... not so duh.  I have to say, I really do hate Mickey Rourke.  Always have.  But the only reason I stayed up til 6 am was to see what kind of bizarre acceptance speech he was going to make.  Was he going to remove his sunglasses?  Because I'm pretty sure he should have done that before entering the Kodak Theater.  Was he going to continue playing with his gold tooth with his tongue?  Probably.  Was he going to continue looking like he was sedated even at the microphone?  These are all things I will never know for sure (but can speculate).  

Other questions I have:

Robert Pattinson, what were doing thur other than being beautiful?

I would have asked the same question about Zac Efron, but oh, of course, he was just doing a musical number with Beyonce and the girl from Mama Mia/Mean girls, NBD.

Angelina Jolie obviously didn't win anything, but she does win the award for most face time.  They lovvvve showing her every reaction.  I'm not sure why, because she usually has no reaction at all.  Kind of like Zoolander, I have yet to see an original facial expression from her:  Oscars, tabloids, you name it.  Don't get me wrong, I am not judging her.  She's wayy too beautiful for that, I'm just observing.

I still think Wall-E should have won for Best Original Song, Defiance for Best Score, and the Dark Knight for Best Editing.  I also think they should have created a category for "Most Unnecessary Supporting Actress," which would have only one nominee, and that nominee would undoubtedly be Rebecca Hall in Frost/Nixon.  Get her outta there.

Hopefully there will be a new Gossip Girl on soon to end this drought.  Until then, you know you love me.

xoxo

S (loan)