Gossip Girl: a list #3

A little late, but I finally caught last weeks episode of Gossip Girl.  It obviously wasn't the same without the J Schwartz's and Sarah (hiii guys miss you).  So once again, here are my comments, questions, and concerns about this weeks episode of G-squared.

First the staples.  And the winner goes to....

 -Gossipgirl.com word of the day: Financial Aidiots.  Hahaahhahahahahahhahaha

Underrated quote of the week:  "Death by Dorota."

Moving on...

 -Okay, Nate finally seems to be back on the show, he must have finished whatever else he was preoccupied with that was more important than starring in his own series, nbd.  Not sure how much he's really contributing though.  The slicked back mane looked hot so plus 2, but he didn't know what A Clockwork Orange was... minus 9. 

 -Ed Westwick was obviously amazing, but that goes without saying.  Seriously, who tries to buy anthrax under their uncle's name?  Chuck Bass does. Chuck Bass does.

 -What else does Chuck Bass do?  Beats the shit out of his Uncle... WTF?!?!  Did Jack really try to rape Lily in the bathroom at the Opera?!?! (also, did he succeed?  It wasn't clear... just the tip?) What an idiottttt.  I know he was high, but was he brain dead?...  Apparently...  So Jack was gone even faster than Aaron Rose.  Good.  Except now I can't tell people that my friend from high school does that actor's taxes (she did).

 -Speaking of annoying supporting characters, who the F is this teacher?  She's actually five years old and let's be real, there's no way Constance would ever hire a teacher who's only experience was Teach for America.  And Dan- stop being such a slooot.  I know he's into intellectual girls but Serena is so much hotter than him it's almost unrealistic.  He can't just go around pulling this shit again and expect her to take it.  Hook up with Georgina once, shame on you.  Hook up with the new povo teacher? Shame on you again.

 -Okay, why does Lily keep insisting Chuck move back in with them?  She's apparently banging Rufus loud enough that Eric can hear it through the ceiling.  Gross.  It's awkward enough for her own children, let alone the child of the man that died because she was banging Rufus so loud Eric could hear it through the ceiling.... just dumb.

-Also, this whole Serena college thing is getting out of control.  First of all, why are teen dramas so obsession with Brown?  Neither Summer Roberts (OC) nor Serena would ever want to go there in real life.  Plus, Brown's been done, so has Yale (Rory/Gilmore Girls).  There are eight Ivy League schools.  It's like the whole naming the dog Dan thing.  Google that shit and pick a different one.

 -S, spotted, wearing yellow to an event AGAIN.  I have to admit she looked less like a banana this time, but still...

 

Til tomorrow… you know you luvvvv me.

xoxo,

S (loan)