Gossip Girl: a list.

I've had about 48 hours to digest, so now, here are my top 10 comments, questions, and concerns about this weeks episode of Gossip Girl.

1) Why is everyone making such a big deal about Serena and Dan dating the same time Rufus and Lily do?  Adrien Grenier and Melissa Joan Hart pull the same thing in "Drive Me Crazy."  Build a tree house and get over it.

2) What was up with little J's roots in that first scene?  Did the hair and make-up person call in sick?  Then miraculously by her next appearance, her black roots turned blonde? It's called continuity... figure it out GG.

3) Which brings me to another point.  Who the fuck is the                                 wardrobe person sleeping with to keep her job?  Every time                            Serena goes to any kind of special event she looks AWFUL.  In                           case they didn't get the memo: Yellow makes her look like a giant                      Chaquita Banana.  (See season finale season one at the wedding and                                   Thanksgiving season.)

4) I read somewhere Blake Lively doesn't like to go out and doesn't drink. Laaammme.  Okay, I won't judge her for the drinking thing (out loud) because whatever that's a personal choice she's made, and it's probably because of all the calories.  But honestly, Lindsay Lohan figured out a way.  How can someone be that good looking and not go out?  What a waste of good genes...

5)  Aaron's gone.  Thank God.  He must have been one of the executive producer's nephews or something because he wasn't even that good looking.  Okay, he was kinda good looking but he had zero personality and resembled a child rapist.  Plus he was  a huge dick to Serena for like, two whole episodes.  That's just too unrealistic, even for Gossip Girl.

6) What the fuck did Serena possibly do with Aaron for two weeks in Argentina if she broke up with him basically before they even left.  That is SO awkward.  The Van Der Woodsens have more money then God, I'm pretty sure she could afford the $100 change fee to come home early.

7) Where the fuck is Nate?  Did they think we wouldn't notice he was gone?  He'll seriously be absent for like three episodes and then just appear at school for fifteen minutes and then disappear again.  WTF!!?!?  That would never happen.  You can't just flee to the Hamptons in the middle of the semester and come back whenever you want.  If you had three unexcused absences at Newton South, you'd get an N (aka an incomplete)...  And let's be real, Newton South was the biggest joke ever.  Seriously though, what could possibly be more urgent for an emerging actor than co-starring in his own TV show?  Kid needs to get his priorities straight fo sho.

8) Ed Westwick should SERIOUSLY receive an Emmy for his performance in the last two episodes alone... Or at least a Nickelodeon Kids Choice Award.

9) Who's this Uncle Jack guy?  He literally came out of no where and it's too freaking obvious that he's going to try to steal Chuck's inheritance.  Come on writers, get it together.  I better be wrong about this or I'll seriously stop watching the show.  No, I won't.  But, I'll seriously be mad.

10) Speaking of Uncle Jack, what happened on New Years?  More importantly, why didn't they show New Years?  Is the economy so bad that they couldn't budget enough for set decoration to construct a New Years venue. COME ON.  

You know you love me.

xoxo,

S(loan) 

*not to be confused with S(erena)